Below are some of the things in our house that might give you pause or make you think we are either far better or far worse than we actually are. For your convenience I've included the most probable misconception and the actual truth of the matter.
1. Our liquor collection placed on one of our major countertops.
My husband is a raging alcoholic.
You know what, never mind.
2. Empty bottles on another major countertop.
What it says about us: We genuinely care about recycling and we really like Yankee Candles.
The truth: Our shed is almost literally bursting with empty bottles and cans that we have yet to take to the redemption center. That's right, in Maine we can make money off our recyclables and it's still not enough to get us to drive them the 3 miles to the redemption center and we really like Yankee Candles.
3. Layers upon layers of shower drawings.
What it says about us: We're free-spirited hipsters who feel the need to create art wherever and whenever it comes to us.
The truth: We have the collective sense of humor and taste of 5-year-olds and we're too lazy to clean off a layer of drawings, and instead just draw other inane crap on top of the old stuff.
Lord help us when we finally decide to have children.
What does your house say about you?
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