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Monday, December 19, 2011

Guest Post: Danielle Makes Smothered Pork Chops

While Rob and I are on vacation in Florida I thought I'd share some awesome blog writers with you.  This is my first guest post extravaganza so I hope you enjoy!  Today's post is from Danielle from Danfredo Rivera.  Danielle is an awesome sassy blogger from the Big Apple who blogs about her life as a newlywed and her job as a dietician.  She's a great read so after you check out this recipe (which sounds amazing!) you should check out her blog!

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Hai, guys! I'm Danielle from Danfredo Rivera and I'm here to talk to you today about the most AMAZING pork chops I have ever eaten in my entire life. Like Caitlin, my diet is gluten-free, but don't let that scare you...I swear on my life that you would never know the difference between my smothered pork chops and the ones served at your local Cracker Barrel. These bad boys take a bit of time to prepare, but then again, I was taking pictures for the blog and Instagram and Twitter and Facebook when I probably should've been chopping or stirring something. Nevertheless, give yourself at least an hour to get this dish ready. Okay, let's do this thing!


Take all your delicious pork bacon (because we need more pig in this recipe), throw it in a deep skillet, chop it up into little, tiny pieces and fry it up until crispy. Put the bacon to the side, but make sure you keep the grease; it's going to come in handy when we start making the gravy...


...which is NOW! Add in your coconut flour and get it nice and toasty. Keep an eye on it because it won't be too long before you're ready to add the other animals (via broth) in the mix.


Now comes the fun part the part that went too quickly to take pictures! Heat up your coconut oil and saute your onions and garlic. Take 'em out, sent 'em to the side, then brown your chops. Once they've got some nice color on 'em throw everything back in the pot. Since I didn't take a picture of this part, here's another gratuitous bacon shot.


After 45 minutes, remove the chops and wrap them in tin foil. Turn up the heat on your pot, add in the thyme and thicken up your gravy (or thin it, if that's how you like it). Once your gravy is good to go, set your chops on your plate, pour some gravy on top and enjoy the ride! I served these with mashed parsnips, which are an incredible substitute for mashed potatoes. Oh, and wine. Lots of wine.


Smothered Pork Chops: (Adapted from The Domestic Man)


Ingredients:

4 half-inch pork chops (bone-in, center cut preferred)
6oz uncured/nitrate-free bacon (about six strips), chopped
2 tbsp rice or coconut flour
1 cup each chicken and beef broth
1 tsp each sea salt and pepper
1 medium onion, chopped or blended
1 clove garlic, chopped finely
10 mushrooms, sliced 1/2 tsp thyme (fresh preferred, dried okay)
2 tbsp heavy cream
2 tbsp coconut oil

Directions:

1. Cook the bacon pieces in a saute pan on medium heat until crispy. Next, remove the pieces with tongs and set the aside, keeping the grease in the pan. Turn the heat down to medium/low and slowly stir in the flour.

2. Toast the flour/grease roux for a few minutes, stirring frequently until it becomes aromatic. Using a wooden spoon, scrape up the bacon/pork bits that get stuck on the bottom to mix them into your roux.

3. Stir in the chicken and beef broths, salt and pepper. Bring to a slow boil and turn the heat down to low, then leave it to simmer while you prepare your pork chops. Don’t worry if the gravy is too thin, but if it’s too thick, thin it a little with some water.

4. In a dutch oven, heat up 1 tbsp of the coconut oil for a few minutes on medium heat. Add the chopped/blended onions and saute until they start to become translucent. Add the garlic and saute for another minute. Scoop everything out and set aside.

5. Add the second tbsp of coconut oil and turn up the heat to med/high, letting it heat up for a couple minutes. Add the pork chops and brown on each side for about two minutes. If the pork chops are too big to brown four at once, brown them in batches.

6. Once the pork chops are browned, layer them on the bottom of the dutch oven and turn the heat down to low. Scoop the onion/garlic mixture on top of the chops, then the mushrooms, and then the bacon. Pour the gravy over everything. Cover with a heavy lid and cook for 45 minutes on low.

7. Pull out the pork chops with some tongs and set them on a platter, covering them with tin foil. Turn up the heat on the dutch oven to medium and stir the cream and thyme into the gravy. Be sure to scrape up any browned pork chop bits so they mix into the gravy. This is your opportunity to get the proper consistency with your gravy. Allow it to reduce if it’s too thin or add some water to thin it if it’s took thick. Once the gravy is bubbling and at your desired thickness, pour it over your pork chops.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Guest Post: Deanna & the Family Christmas Portrait

While Rob and I are on vacation in Florida I thought I'd share some awesome blog writers with you.  This is my first guest post extravaganza so I hope you enjoy!  Today's post is from Deanna from Delirious Rhapsody.  I just love Deanna, her blog, and her adorable family (especially son Gage, who says some of the darndest things indeed).  Plus, anyone who offers to include homemade porn in their guest post is alright by me (spoiler alert: there is no homemade porn).  


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Hello there, fellow To Make Love-ians. I'm Deanna!



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I blog over at delirious rhapsody. I'm a stay at home mama of two crazy little boys, and my blog is all about my voyage to remain sanity throughout the monotony of SAHMotherhood. No, it's not actually that bad, because I do really love my kids a bunch. But some days, I do want to run headfirst, screaming, into a semi. And if you are a SAHM too, and think that it's all rainbows and unicorns every single day, well friend, you are lying to yourself. (I promise I'm not a bitter person. Just doing a little explaining about what my little blog is all about.) :-D I think I struggle sometimes because I never wanted kids to begin with. But life has a way of playing one crazy joke after another on you.

Anyway......

 I love to write. And it's always really flattering when someone asks me to write a guest post for them. Sometimes they are nice and give you a prompt. Sometimes they do not. (Ahem....Caitlin.) But I thought that since it's close to the holidays, and I keep seeing everyone's Holiday Card photoshoot posts show up in my reader, I would share our Christmas card outtakes from when my oldest son was 5 months old. 

 Let me set the scene for you: Like I said, my husband and I never wanted children. We were filling out papers to join the Peace Corps when I found out I was pregnant. Imagine our surprise. I never had a motherly bone in my body. I was terrified. How was I supposed to take care of something so small? I was clueless. So of course, come Christmastime, the husband and I decided that we would take a sweet family portrait. You know, to show everyone that we did know what we were doing. We could handle it. We weren't in over our heads. And this was the end result:



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Here we have the dog terrorizing the cat, and our son, who looks like a proud citizen of Whoville.

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Oh, how precious. In an attempt to get everyone's attention, it looks like my husband is giving 'the shocker.' 

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Hey, look! We finally get everyone to look at the camera! Too bad the baby is ANGRY. And if case you were wondering what ended up on our Christmas cards, this next one was it. The true essence of our little family that year: 

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Merry Christmas! Love, The Fikes

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Guest Post: Jess's Holiday Playlist

While Rob and I are on vacation in Florida I thought I'd share some awesome blog writers with you.  This is my first guest post extravaganza so I hope you enjoy!  First up is Jess, who is one of my favorite bloggers ever.  I love her sense of humor and reading about her family (especially her adorable son Wyatt...baby fever!). I'm sure you already know she exists but if not, check her out.  And have her make a banner for your blog, because she does GREAT work (see my banner)! :)
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Hey there! I'm Jess from IROCKSOWHAT and I'm so happy to be guest posting on To Make Love Stay. And since we're already in full swing of the holidays, I thought it'd be cool to share my favorite holiday songs! These are all very classy and therefore should be listened to while walking around with wine.

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Buffle off to Shuffalo

Actually, we're going to Florida.  For 5 amazing days.  I'm leaving the computer at home and will therefore be largely unavailable around these parts.

For the first time, I've set up some awesome guest posters to take care of my blog while I'm gone.  Enjoy their posts and make sure to visit their blogs.

I hope you all have a wonderful week!


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More Meme-ry.

I've had a mellow week, so hopefully you'll forgive me - here's another survey meme. You know you love it, don't lie. Also, full disclosure, I might have obtained this survey from one of the same "survey" sites I used back in high school when I used MySpace.  As always, if you feel like doing this (and you know you want to), leave me your link in the comments!

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What is your favorite book?  "Under the Banner of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer, "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote, and "Skinny Legs and All" by Tom Robbins.

What is your favorite movie? Real movies, "Se7en."  TV movies, anything from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

What is your favorite song? It changes, but right now "Don't Think Twice" and "Diamond in the Rough" by Social Distortion/Mike Ness, and "This Light" by Dan Andriano in the Emergency Room.

Who is your hero? Tina Fey. And my husband.  Think that's weird? It's true.

If you could be any character from literature or film, who would you be? Freaking Liz Lemon, DUH. (Rob just said "The question is who would you like to be, not who are you.")

If you could have one super power, what would it be? Flying or the ability to transport to wherever I want.

 If you could have three wishes, what would they be? (1) World peace/end to world hunger. For reals. (2) Enough money for me and my family to live comfortably forever. (3) 99 more wishes, derr!

What is your favorite color? Green.

Who is your best friend? I'm lucky enough to say my husband.

How many kids do you want to have when you grow up? 2. Period.

What are your favorite boy & girl names? Amelia, Abigail, Robert Daniel.

What is your favorite game? Hmm, game? To watch? Hockey I guess.

Who is your favorite actor? Brad Pitt. Handsome and a good actor.

Who is your favorite actress? Natalie Portman

What was your first word? One of the cliched ones..."mama" or "dada" or "postmodern existentialism."

What do you want to be when you grow up? Good question. I have no idea.

What are you good at? Languages, awkwardness.

What is your favorite food? Indian food. Specifically korma and mango lassi.

Reading or Writing? Reading.

What is your favorite time of year? Late spring and early summer.

What do you call your grandmother? I call one Mammie and the other Gran.

If you could be any animal, which would you be? Maybe a dolphin, as long as I was far away from Japan.

What is your favorite type of music? Rock, generally.  Some punk, thanks to my husband.

 Do you believe in love at first sight? Not particularly.

What is your favorite hobby? Writing, photography.

What is the last book you read? Honestly can't remember the last book I finished. I'm currently reading "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" which I am enjoying.

What is the last movie you saw? Oh lord, I hate to admit it but I think it was "The Human Centipede."

Did you enjoy it? Absolutely not.

Do you collect anything? Thanks to many awesome friends it seems like I am collecting matryoshka dolls and matryoshka-related paraphernalia.  Also tattoos.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Living with my awesome husband in some awesome place...maybe with some kids, and if not, lots of dogs.

What is your favorite restaurant? Chipotle and P.F. Chang's.  Yep, I'm a cheap date.

What is your fondest memory? Growing up with my sisters and pretty much all the memories that Rob and I have made together (and apart).

What gives you the most joy? Love and understanding.

If you could visit any country, where would you go? Ireland, what what?

Do you have any scars? A big one across my stomach, another on my chest, and one on my thumb from opening a package with a knife (this happened last year).

Have you ever been to the hospital? Yep, both for me and with other people.

Have you ever stayed up all night? Who hasn't?

Do you cook anything well? The 5 or so meals that Rob and I make.

What was the last thing you did to help someone? I bought Robbie an airline ticket on miles. Cool wife? Yes.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Things I Love Thursday

Kristen Stewart explains Christmas...love this.

More Ugly Holiday Sweater Tees.

Walking Dead Comics...my new favorite Tumblr. Thanks Liz!

Grammar Nazis...this video made me laugh, especially because I love "Inglourious Basterds."

6 People who Gained Amazing Skills from Brain Injuries.

I'm sure you've seen this, but here are the 45 Most Powerful Images of 2011.

Another favorite Tumblr courtesy of Nova - Fake Science!

Loved reading this story and this story about normal Americans leaving GOP nominees speechless about gay rights.

Self publish your book for free. Haven't looked too far into this but seems neat!

Why bra-shopping sucks. LOVE this.

How to shower like a man.  And how to shower like a woman.

Best balcony ever.

Waterless snow globes!

This is absolutely stunning - the Book Surgeon.

This story about a transgender teenage twin living in my state brought tears to my eyes. Such a wonderful family.

Danielle's HelloGiggles article about being visibly tattooed.  I'm not too covered but probably will be eventually, so I appreciated hearing this perspective.

Why does this never happen to me?

Have a wonderful Thursday, all!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

My Christmas List, Round 2

Well since we're getting closer to Christmas I've been salivating over some more consumery goodness.  Enjoy!

1. Erin Condren Planner in Peacock design...preferably green & teal. I'm huge into planners and these Erin Condren models are simply gorgeous, and amazing.  At $50 they're far too expensive for me to buy for myself, but maybe Santa can fashion one for me.

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2. When the Night Comes Dress from ModCloth.  Gorgeous, but I've been too burned by ModCloth lately to go ahead and actually purchase it.

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3. Animal House Ugly Sweater Tee. I already bought an ugly sweater t-shirt today but I'd love to have this one too.  Sadly they're out of stock.

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4. Slipper boots from Old Navy.  I love this particular print, but it isn't available in my size currently.


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5. The Twilight Zone definitive collection.  I am a huge fan of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone and despite the fact that most of the episodes are on Netflix, I would love to have this entire collection.

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6. 'S Marvelous heels.  I sighed a little when I saw these.  Aren't they gorgeous?


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